Spring Conference Quotes
DISCLAIMER!!!!  THESE QUOTES ARE TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT.  WHEN THEY WERE SAID ORIGINALLY, THEY DID NOT SOUND STRANGE LIKE THEY DO NOW (FOR THE MOST PART.)  THESE ARE MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES AND ARE NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IN ANY WAY.

Jason Hensley
"Ohhhhhhh Mexico."
"Is rainwater safe to dirnk?"
"Tim - I missed.  You need to rewash."

Ben Brinkerhoff
"I want to sing."
"We should do a cost analysis."

James Barratt
"I smell funny."

Josh Barratt
"Quote that Tim!"
"Ah - monkeys."
"Paul was the son of a strategy."

Ryan Mutter
"This man needs to be caffeinated!"
"On airplanes, these things explode."
"You want to take this outside?"
"You make me sound like a Canaanite!"
"Everybody feel the fry."
"The prospects of the afternoon have improved markedly."
"We can't find women who love us.  That's our bond."
"So there's talking going on?"
"What's wrong with you, sicko?"
Ryan:  "I'm going to go home and tell everyone that I am of one mind with Josh Barratt."
Josh:  "You have my condolences."

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